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kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

245πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


kermit sewer slide

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.

person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.

by mayahawkesgf:) February 27, 2023

18πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

33πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

16πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, β€œpresents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned β€œtrack” and β€œslip β€˜n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.

It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.

by Darkheath September 6, 2021

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


KERMIT SEWER SLIDE

a fucking dead meme that is overused and needs to be stopped and i swear if i see it on Instagram again than i will go commit suicide.

go KERMIT SEWER SLIDE.

by killern838 October 29, 2018

32πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 22, 2019

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž