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For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.
Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?
Nah, Pierre kermited us.
A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
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Another word for committing suicide
If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.
I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
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When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.
"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"
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The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!
Bystander 2: Again?
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Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.
Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.
I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.
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A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.
Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.
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