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The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.
Bob: How is your grandmother?
Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
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A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
Another word for committing suicide
If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.
I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
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When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.
"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"
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The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!
Bystander 2: Again?
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Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.
Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.
I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.
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A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.
Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.
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