Kheldon

A goofy boy with dreams of world domination and smells of elderberries.

Damn that Kheldon is a goofy boy what with his dreams of world domination, and damn what's up with that elderberry smell?

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Kheldon

He is a cheating ass hoe who sleeps around and dates everyone and everything. Don’t let his charm fool you, he’s a demon inside. He’s adopted because no one wants him. He’s a depressed bipolar freak. If you find one, run the other fucking way.

Kheldon’s an adopted Whore who fucks couches for a living

Kheldon

A handsome man who smells the best with the hardest drip when he’s out in public, also stays with many females when he spots one

Awww shit Kheldon is here hide yo bitch