Kiddy-Bomb

A Kiddy-bomb is a word or phrase said in a funny manner that causes all children within earshot to explode with annoyances, or rude behavior. The word or phrase should not be one that could cause problems for yourself.

While walking through the grocery store, down the candy aisle, set off your kiddy-bomb by simply commenting on how delicious the candy looks in a fairly loud voice. Then watch in amusement as all the children who heard you begin to scream and yell at their mothers to buy them the candy.
Enjoy the looks on the mother's faces as they stare you down that can only be interpreted as "fuck you".

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