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When a once sexy man bloats to Orwellian proportions.
Val Kilmer has Kilmered Steven Segal has Kilmered.
Gosh Biff has really Kilmered after college.
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someone who is at the top of their game and is above everyone else skill level.
Usually said at the basketball court. This person posesses a perfect shot and a killa fake
shaq, michael jordan, michael vick, and karl malone are all called kilmer
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The teeth-gnashing-and-staring manoeuver which the Ice Man (played by Val Kilmer) directs at Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) in the film Top Gun during a towelled up locker room scene.
- Mark, did that dude just Kilmer Bite you?
- Yeah, I think he wants to touch me up!
- Awesome!
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only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.
val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang
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Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent
Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.
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Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.
"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"
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A youtube mechanic who was bitten by a radioactive biscotti and is now a Were-biscotti.
Now runs on all fours and chews tires.
His real name is Scotty Kilmer
Person 1: Oh no it's night!
Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!