king shlong

A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.

Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!

13👍 4👎

King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies

Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!

6👍 4👎

King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

King Kong Long Shlong

Its just noice

king kong long shlongs are great

2👍 3👎