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When a girl is goin down on you, you pull your dick out and slap her on the forhead with your dick while it still wet to show whos the King
I gave my girl a kings crown last night to show her whos the king
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something you should NEVER wear on a plane
POV: you are a white man wearing a Burger King crown on a plane
you: she kneed me in the stomach
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A crown that people can wear at burger King.
Oh this one time at burger King I saw a little girl wearing a burger King crown while on her tablet and dancing to September by earth wind and fire.
The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief
Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!
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An earthly king with no substance. A king who has lost his vindication.
e.i.- King Saul (Old Testement, First Samuel 9) after disobeying God's orders God rejected him. and although he was still king of the israelites on earth he no longer was God's anointed king
Bush might be president but the majority of americans hate him. he is a king without a crown.
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When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?
Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
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When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
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