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A Kiss ass is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing.
This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.
In their quest for higher status and privilege, they will become unguarded and their peers will begin to notice how fake and transparent their attempts are.
A Kiss ass will most definetly seem fake due to the fact they don't actually give a shit when people watch how fake they are.
Ted's co-workers knew he was a Kiss ass because he never went to TGIF with them, and instead went out with the boss.
"It's obvious Ted is a Kiss ass, look at how he ignores the rest of us"
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Someone who tries too hard to impress someone. Most likely a student to a teacher or an employee to a boss. They try to make themselves noticed, and the person on the receiving end usually tries to respond in a polite way. Everyone else think’s that the kiss ass is a little bitch and an attention whore. Most of the time they are socially inept. They think they are better than everyone.
Kate: “Um, Ms. Teacher, I finished all of my work a month early! What do I do now?”
Teacher, trying to be nice: “Oh wow Kate, how impressive? Uhh... why don’t you go over there and read?”
Kate: “Of course my favorite teacher in the whole-wide-world!”
Everyone else: “what a kiss ass”
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A true kiss ass is not somebody who's been nice to somebody else. A true kiss ads is somebody who's friendly with authority figures so that the authority figures will take care of them when times get rough.
True kiss ass- Officer, he threatened me. Go arrest him, he's being mean to me!
Police or other authority figure- I don't want to hear what the guy did any more. Take control yourself and quit running to me about everything.
Not a kiss ass-
Guy- Have a nice day.
Other guy- You're a kiss ass sir.
Guy- No, I've said something to you about your day, no more, no less. Fuck you and your day.
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A kiss-ass, otherwise known as a teacher's pet, brown-noser, or in case of the office, a 'Yes,man/woman', is a person who will constantly suck up to a person in a higher position, hoping to gain attention and/or favor.
They are the ones who are in the office on weekends (usually the only ones there), while everybody else is having fun. Or they are usually the first ones there and the last to leave.
They generally allow themselves to be stepped on, walked over, and shit on, all in the hopes their efforts will be noticed by their superiors.
Brad: Hey, is Jim going to join us at the baseball game?
Tom: Nah. He's too busy pulling an all-nighter at the office
Brad: What a corporate kiss ass
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1. Strategically conversing, praising, flirting, affirming, consoling, and/or protecting an individual or group to gain favor and/or perceived situational advantage.
1. If Brad would stop kissing ass for two seconds he might realize that he is making a fool of himself by praising the obviously flawed report.
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Someone whose head is so far up his/her superior's ass, they could wear him as a hat.
Colin Powell, anyone in the Corporate world, and that asshole on "Inside the Actor's Studio to name a few...
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