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to go/fall down. either to fall, or to perform oral sex on ones partner.
yeah, she klinsmanned me behind the bike sheds.
i phoned claims direct after klinsmanning down and open manhole.
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A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.
"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"
An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.
"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"
"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
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A man whose the most self centered idiotic piece of shit i've ever dated and can never shut up
"You can never be worse than a klinsmann"
A selfish man who can't even think about anyone but himself with a small weiner which his ego can't make up for.
"I slept with the guy and he is such a klinsmann."