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Klop

(Verb) The act of hitting another with male sex organ, post intercourse.

Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured.

I had sex with sally then Klopped her in the face.

by canada. December 9, 2005

78πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Klop

When two or more people dress up as 'My Little Pony' characters and engage in sexual activities.

Person: Ooo eee! I sure am looking forward to Klop'ing tomorrow afternoon!

by Small Cactus August 31, 2017

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Klop

A word that can replace any curse word and can be said in any form.

β€œBrian is such a piece of klop.” β€œWhat the klop were you doing?” β€œQuite being such a klop!” β€œAugh, right in the klop!”

by The Yosiation August 18, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Klop

Noun: Imbecile, moron, lamer. See also: Punter.

Verb: To be klopped - to be done wrong, ripped off, punted

That punting klop klopped himself and now he is an even bigger punter.

by non-klop November 9, 2006

13πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


klop

1. Deepest form of munchkin. Commonly used by RPGammers in Ukraine.
2. Optionally, to use this word as a verb, to characterize excessiveness of character's power. (often used in forum RPG games)

1.
- My character Elgond is a great wizard, powerful worrior and high priest at the same time. He is also a perfect gutar player, singer, sportsman and lover.
- drinkvenom, klop.
2.
- I throw extended fireball to the throat of a dragon and slain him by my mysterious arcane powers saving the peace on earth!
- Your post sux. that's spell klopping, munchkin.

by skfd August 5, 2006

34πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


klopping

Shit on a dick

Some girl just went kloppings over my dick last night

by Kadencansuckmydick June 28, 2017

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


klop

The frequency at which your shit hits the water in the toilet. The Deeper the plop the lower the klop and vice versa.

"Dude he's so cool, his klop is so low."

by atlas2_ May 31, 2021