Kneck

Shmuckified butchering of the word neck

You have a tiny kneck
Well you don't know how to spell neck

kneck

The area of fat that connects the chin to the collar bone in obese individuals. It must exceed the volume, by double, of a double chin. This creates a tubular effect that engulfs the entire neck letting no original neck to be visible.

Mamma June, Honey Boo Boo's mother, has such a large kneck she can't wear turtle neck.

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knecked on

to flirt with someone

someone : have you ever knecked on with lasses?
someone else : no i've never flirted with girls

knecking

The process of two people kissing, nibbling, sucking upon areas of each others necks

We sat in the dim lit car kissing nibbling, sucking and kicking at each other's necks... we felt konnected during this knecking session, on our 3rd date!

Knecking

A term used to describe a passionate make out session or snogging

We went back to hers and ended up knecking

take it to the kneck

Eating , hungrily having food

We gon't take it to the kneck

Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.

Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'