Knee Rugby

Officially the best indoor sport...ever! Played on your knees with small teams, the aim...to get past the other team to the opposite end of the living room. Things can turn especially violent so you have to be a hard ass to play it. Lets just say the telly and breakable ornaments can sometimes get in the way.

"Hey, Jim, fancy a game of knee rugby?"
"No thanks, my spine still hasnt healed from the last time."
"Ted?"
"Neh, I woldn't be much use seeing as I can only see through one eye."

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Knee Rugby

A cover-up for a loud sexual experience.
A way of making a sexual experience seem innocent.

"Jeremy, what was all that commotion last night?"
"Oh I was with my mate Michael, we were just playing Knee Rugby"