Knewing

When you knew what something meant but forgot

Sarah- “what’s the capital of England”

Gary- “Ahh damn I was knewing that last week I don’t anymore”

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Knews

That certain class of broadcast (irrespective of medium) which purports to be true and complete information but has been manipulated, filtered and censored by corporations, government agencies and any other parties wealthy or influential enough to access corporate media decision makers. Knews usually advertises itself using slogans that suggest very strongly that its presenters and content can be "trusted" or that the viewer can make his own decision about what he will see.

Knews is one of the main products of a governmedia and differentiated from infotainment in that it is focused on national, international or political events rather than celebrities, sports or other trivial pursuits. Knews (pronounced: `k-news) represents itself as "news" but has a diluted basis in reality (if any). If the producers of knews haven't totally fabricated its content, they have distorted the meaning of real events until the final product is more closely representative of propaganda.

There was a delay at the airport, the knews said it was due to something linked to Al Qaeda but I know better.

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knew

Used in online games, mostly FPS, exclaiming that another player(s) knew, in other words, are cheating.

Player 1 was killed by Player 2.

Player 1: Knew!

Player 2: rofl

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been knew

Another ghetto way of saying I already knew or I've known for quite a while

"I 've been fucking John"
"Bitch I 've been knew"

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i knew that

When one feels ashamed of what they thought they knew.

Person A: wow it's so weird that we have 7 planets when we only live on 1.

Person B: um there's 8 planets O.o

Person A: oh yeah, I knew that :D

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Who knew?

An expression to be used in a sarcastic manner to denote something that is considered to be obvious.

A survey revealed that over 50% of the people using Twitter are vacuous, celebrity-stalking fucktards. Who knew?

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I Knew It

What to yell out when something you were hoping didn’t happen that you were expecting to happen did end up happening.

Me leaving my friend’s house: I feel like I forgot something.
Me: *Sees my phone is not in my bag*.
Me: I KNEW IT!!!

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