knutson

adjective best used for something really far-out and fucked up

Dude, I ate the roadkill's cerebellum that's splattered on the sidewalk

oh my god that's so knutson!

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knutson

male placing hand down pants conjuring ball sweat onto finger tips, then giving an unsuspecting victim a wet-willy-like surprise

I just gave Jenn a knutson after we did it, Classic!

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Pulling a Knutson

To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.

Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.

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