Kollege

Kollege is the German word for colleague and is widely used in German pop culture when talking to someone else. It could be used as an equivalent to bro. Mostly used by old white man whenever they want to feel a little younger but also used by some of the cool kids when referring to their friends. Is good to use when you’re a little salty.

John: eyyy bro what’s uppppp?

Marc: Kollege ey you are two hours late wtf.....

Kerwin's Kollege

Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.

Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.

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