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Konke, someone or something that is usually well know great sence of fashion and kind hearted many people aspire to be a konke
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When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
short for knock out ! (british slang)
fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!
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A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus
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The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.
I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.
Does konk smell bad too?
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To konk
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Be konked.
Being hit on the head by something or someone.
Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"
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Alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at TSG just don't know how to spell) for the word conk. It refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.
We found this one in the FBI file of Jack Lord, the late star of Hawaii Five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. -- From The Smoking Gun Archive.
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