CEO OF SEX. When you glance at his titties you find the meaning in life. It is rumored that koyl has the biggest dick in existence. Koyl? More like kool😎.
Person 1: lemme glance at yo titties koyl
Koyl: how bout you glance at deez nuts
A Kyle who has drank over the recommended amount Mountain Dew.
Girl 1: How much Mountain Dew have you had?
Guy: I think over 2 Litres.
Girl 2: KOYLE ALERT!