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Husband and wife team. Husband likes wife to dress up as a pre-pubescent boy and then sit in his lap. Amazingly this is all done in public and for the entertainment of children.
Husband pushed wife off a ladder whilst in panto in Milton Keynes and she landed on her heed. This was not part of the act, but after 25 years in the industry they finally got a laugh. She was permanantly disabled.
The Krankies are, in fact, Ian and Jeanette McSporran, a married couple from Aberdeen.
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Scottish "comedy" duo who were actually husband and wife. Apparently pretended to be brothers although wee Jimmy was no more than 10 and his brother was well into his mid 40s at best. This means their mum would've had to have had the older one at 15 and wee Jimmy when she was in her 50s. No wonder he was always acting up, she probably couldn't control him.
The Krankies are about as funny as stepping on a turd.
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Kranky Kranky is when you get all kranky off dranky and you dont wanna piss yoinky dranky
Yo,bro im feelin kranky kranky.
When you take people's money for one purpose and spend it on something else.
This money should have been for Indy ref 2 but they've spent it on a motorhome, we've been krankied...
Killy Kranky is a character from the 1981 Roald Dahl book who is the father of George Kranky.
He's also a word that means absolutely astounding.
bro did u see Marlon yesterday at the circus
yeah he was killy kranky
that one guy in your group chat who has a stroke once a week. watch them out or they will destroy you. they are at least obsessed with someone. they can be a good friend. remember, don't be enemies with them because they can be your worst enemy.
guy 1: who's that new person?
guy 2: it's kranky. she's so dangerous. but friendly at the same time.