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Kump, v.
The art of talking oneself into a corner, in an embarrassing or incriminating manner.
"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Well lesten to me officer, I didn't know she was drunk. So that makes it non-consensual, you expect me to let her live?"
"You really Kumped yourself there. I meant your taillight is out, please step out of the car"
Lumpy and tastes creamy, it is usually used in sexual intercourse.
Ugh, we were just ducking and then he cummed on me, it tasted like kump
The word hails from Elko, Nevada, wherein there is a football field called Kump Field. One day, a group of girls were watching a Pee-Wee football game on said field, when they noticed how awesomely stupid the word Kump is. So from then on, Kump became a word you use to insult people. It's pretty much another word for idiot, retard, stupid, dumbass, douchebag, etc.
God, Mike was being such a Kump today!
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An intense exclamation of desire, extremity, intensity, or sexual justice. In the most extreme of these situations one must declare "Lee! R! Kump!"
"Mmm...kump."
"MMM...that BOTP was kumpin'! I thought I couldn't get 'nuff ass!"
"Dude, take a look at this big-ass kump I just took!"
"KUMP!"
"Those fruitsnacks were kumptastic! Strawberry, I would superman that ho!"
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The prospect of awakening without experiencing a violent death due to the commendable ethical mortifying Chuck Noris, while also being compeled to bring to exhistance the very prospect of which you are still a sentient coherent living being.
"Hey hey hey I'm fat Albert, and I just woke up to find that Chuck Noris didn't kill me, another kump day!" - Fat Albert
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Alexandra, is someone who can only be defined as a Goddess. She is flawless with her spicy personality. She is magnificent and can perform miracles with her inhumanly, Godly powers. Usually she will have dazzling accessories to go with her spiffy style, but can become very jealous of another girl very easy, sometimes of even boys. Alexandra is expensive and can be dramatic at times, but usually is her usual organic, zippy self. This girl loves boys, obsessed over BOTDF and is gorgeous while she does all of this. She is someone who is upfront with everything, so if someone is pissing her off, she will go straight up to them and deck them in the face. Alexandra is enchanting, usually found mesmerizing some boy with her irresistible charm and beauty. She hates to be alone, and can stay awake with a friend no matter what. This is why Alexandra is the best friend anyone could ever have, she is the silly to my billy. She is my Pretty Kitty. She is my Biffle fo sho.♥
P.s Unfortunately, Alexandra likes to act too crazy sometimes resulting in me having to watch out for her to keep her out of trouble.
Melissa: Hello Miss Alexandra Kump.
Alexandra: Hola, amiga.
Melissa: Have you had something to drink this afternoon?
Alexandra: Its five o’clock somewhere,
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The action of shiting and cumming at the same time.
Oh man it was so nice, last weekend my girlfriend came over and gave me a plumpkin and I totaly FRUMPLE KUMPED.
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