Kwant

The opposite to long. Tall is to Short as Long is to Kwant.

I have a kwant driveway.

Kwanting

A hybrid of Mansplaining mixed with improperly cited religious doctrine likely used as a defense against fear of the unknown

Friend 1: idk dude having gay representation in media makes me uncomfortable, don’t you know that (blah blah blah Bible citation)
Friend 2: dude stop Kwanting to me, this isn’t a church