Kylian Offsidebappe

Offside Merchant. Joined Real Madrid only to ruin the team by interrupting his teammates. Complains when his teammates don't feed him easy tap-ins. Get's owned by offside traps and ghosted his first El Clasico

Dumbass Turtle Fan: "Ummm, Mbappe owns Varca"🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: "LMFAOOOO, Kylian Offsidebappe lost El Clasico and got caught offside everytime"