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Lagboat

Teenaged Christopher Biggins impersonator and founder of the Bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing β€˜Daddy’ fetish.

Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend β€˜Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.

You've done a Lagboat with the raffle money aintcha!

by UrbaneCasual September 2, 2009

53πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Lagboat

Shit faced

Drinking all day, I'm lagboat shun!!

by Wozza77 July 14, 2018

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lagboat

A computer with so many viruses from porn that it lags when trying to open such simple applications as Notepad

God, my piece of crap computer is such a lagboat, I can't even watch Asians get gangbanged on it anymore!

by Just this guy, y'know? January 11, 2009

38πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Lagboat

An AWOL Legend.

Many of the posters are obsessed with him. Winds up most of the Posters from Cardiff.

Usually get banned cause they can't handle him.

Witty, Intelligent but Modest.

Valleys "That Lagboat off AWOL made us look right cunts Picks"

by wxmddf May 26, 2009

43πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž