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The place that no one wants to get hit
Person 1: I am going to hit you right in the lamplight.
Person 2: NOT THE LAMPLIGHT!
Person 1: Yes... The lamplight
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Lamplighting is the process of convincing a significant other they are insane or paranoid through the use of technology. Examples include acting completely normal around them, then emailing, texting, and calling and saying jubberish or lies and convince them that they are insane by denying and erasing records of it. This is best done with multiple sources, like multiple people calling from multiple numbers and using different emails and social media accounts.
I like dating crazy chicks, but I can lie with a straight face, so I am lamplighting my current GF.
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When a partner takes the entire penis and testicles into their mouth and have their tongue out as well and the partner then pulls on the tongue like a light chain.
That fucking Skanks mouth’s so big she could complete the lamplighter on a horse.
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A place where children go to discover their sexual horizons
Taylor went to Lamplighter to find her 50 shades.
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A group comprised of children who either survive or involve themselves in a world (metaphorically, an online community) where they don't belong.
Man 1: "Dude, it's so weird that kids like to write fanfictions and shit for nsfw communities."
Man 2: "Yeah, it's like that one location in Fallout 3, Little Lamplight"
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I need to go to The lamplighter inn so I can go down there and find my gold.
How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.