LHP

LHP = Left Hand Path

Left hand path is in the western esoteric tradition believed to be the evil path, equating black magic. It's opposite is the right hand path, which stands for white magic.

The shortcut can be found in Danzig's 2010 album "Deth Red Sabaoth"

LHP is the road I'm on, if you'd like you can come along
just make sure that it's what you want, and your will is strong

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LHP

Little Hairy Portuguese

John: Hey dude what's that over there?

Mary: Oh that's the new LHP... he's in 3rd year... hairy for a 15 year old girl, eh?!

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LHP

LHP is the short form of Little Happy Peach which refers to a white girl with lavender hair. LHP2 is the less popular form of LHP referring to Little Happy Peeled Peach.

- Hey! Have you seen the LHP today!?

- Oh yeah!!! She’s up there doing assignments. She’s got her hair shaved!