LOMB

Chat/text message acronym meaning "laughing out my beverage" that is used to respond to a comment that is extremely funny.

Senor McBad: My parents really hate my old school Cadillac Brougham, they try to get me to junk it anytime the slightest thing goes wrong with it.

Lord Zanzibar: Yeah weird... but maybe it's because it's a big awkward gaudy piece of shit.

McBad: LOMB!

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LOMB

Laying on my back

David was LOMB (Laying on my back) wanking whilst listening to Michael McDonald, Sweet Freedom

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LOMB

Stands for: Laugh Out My Bum

See also; lol, lmao, etc.

When he did that, I totally lombed.

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Lombing

(pron. Lahm-bing) To Lomb. To do anything.

If you are reading this right now, you are lombing.

lomb

lying on my bed

So I was lomb when he called me...

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Lombing

(Pron Lahm-bing) .To do anything. To Lomb.

If you're reading this right now, you're lombing.

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Lomb

dead lamb
*must be capitalized L

bro #1: bro, did you hear about that dead lamb?
bro #2: you mean the Lomb, bro?

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