lqi

laughing quietly inside.
another form of lol except quieter, used when in a library or other quiet place.

"the librarian is oggling me, lqi"

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LQI

LQI : Laughing quietly and/or internally

what's app conversation:

- Hey dude. Check this funny picture
- LQI
- ???
- LQI as laughing quietly and internally
- oh ok. Alright

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LQI

Lower Quality Individual. Someone who has at least two of the following traits:
1. Abuses controlled substances.
2. Breeds so much that they can't take care of their children and instead calls up the politicians to force a nanny-state to do the parenting for them.
3. Has been convicted of more than a traffic violation and has been in trouble of the law.
4. Steals from family and stores.
5. Borrows money from you and borrows more the very next day with no intention of paying it back.
6. Anyone with an ego problem/small penis who acts more macho than they should.
7. Someone who had premarital sex.
8. Someone who was married, and isn't married anymore, and death had no part in it.
9. Drinks alcohol to extreme and may have killed someone and got away with premeditated murder.

Don't go to that town, it's full of LQI's.

I know a LQI in my neighborhood.

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lqi-ddi

laughing quietly inside -- deep, deep inside.

Eunice: (talking to a bald guy trying to be funny) "Hey cueball."

Bald guy: (sarcastically -- preferably dead-pan) lqi-ddi.

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LQI

Laughing quietly inside

That joke didn’t make me LOL, but I did LQI.