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A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.
Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...
Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?
Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.
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A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion.
Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.
Girl: How will be ever get out of this Labyrinth?!?!
Boy: The world may never know
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The Labyrinth is the greatest movie ever. (Thought I was going to come up with something profound, didn't you?)
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A 1986 film with a lot of puppets and the 2 HOTTEST MAIN CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME
DAVID BOWIE AND JENIFFER CONNELY WERE SOOOOO HOOOT
IDK WHY
The dude: Labyrinth< is a good film
Gavin: why
The dude: because of hot protagonists!!!!!
The dude: also puppets
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A nice 1986 film with a lot of puppets and THE TWO HOTTEST MAIN CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME
DAVID BOWIE AND JENIFFER CONNELY WERE SOOOOO HOOOT
OMG
Labyrinth< is my favourite film
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A 1980's Jim Henson movie starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly featuring memorable songs like: Magic Dance, As the world falls down, within you, chilly down, and underground.
The plot revolves around a young girl Sarah(Played by Jennifer Connelly) accidentally wishing away her baby brother Toby, the Jareth the Goblin King(Played by David Bowie)
"So the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, Is it? Well lets see how you deal with this little slice..." ~Jareth
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It is when a person begins to act as if the lore from the movie: Labyrinth is real.
Person One: Oh I wish that Jareth could take me to the Labryrinth right now.
Person Two: What are you talking about? That can’t actually happen that’s fiction.
Person One: Don’t say that! My ‘Religion’ Is Labyrinthism, I believe that could happen.