Lact

A helpful law fact. Most commonly used to save your ass in real life or in court.

"Hey Jim, what lact you got for me today?"

"Yo, Sam.. did you know there is a difference between a primary and secondary traffic offense. There are primary offenses for which you can be pulled over for and secondary offenses for which you cannot."

LACT

Shorthand For Lifestyle And Consumer Technology!

Chloe: "Hey What To We Have 3rd Period?"
Sophie: "LACT!"
Chloe: "Awsome!"

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lacting up

When a breastfeeding woman's breasts are bothering her as in being sore or uncomfortable in any way due to milk production.

My wife's left breast has been sore and not producing enough milk for baby these last few days. I wish it would stop lacting up so that I don't have to hear her whine anymore.

Lact

Lol this makes me think of laxities. So this can be an abbreviation for laxities.

"I need to take some lact"

Lact-tatio

Like fellatio except it is a tit job, using a woman’s breast milk as lubricant

Dude 1: dude, isn’t she a new mom? How’s it feel to date a MILF?
Dude 2: it was great, she gave me lact-tatio