Lactoast

The condition of a lactose-intolerant person who drinks too much milk.

I told Jim not to drink our untreated milk. Now he's lactoast.

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Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.

I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.

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