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The term used to describe the excess flesh of a woman's labia majora which develops due to age as a result of a lifetime of usage and natural loss in tightness of the skin.
I watched some granny porn the other night, mass amounts of lady bacon mate.
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A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.
My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?
A female police officer. Sometimes known as a RoboBitch.
Don't ever call a bacon lady by that name within her hearing distance or you may be introduced to her pepper spray.
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Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…
Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.
Queen Bacon
is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!