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Once upon a time a mexi-stash, and bottle of cheap tequila came together and violently copulated in a very public and grotesque fashion. Seriously. It was friggn gross. There was hair and tequila splattering all over the place in little alcohol hair balls. One of the hair balls later joined the marines. Lot’s of steroids, terrible life life choices, extremely homosexual activities, and a traumatic pogo-stick accident later... the modern “Lanphier” emerged.
Guy #1: Hey! Do you know Lanphier?
Guy#2: Yeah. Fuck that guy.
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(Can also be spelled "Lan-fear", or "That fucking terrifying school you don't want to go to.")
A school located in Springfield, IL. Previous graduates include Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger. Students have actually been raped during school hours.
The Basketball Team receives a pistol with their Jersey and at football games, the teams watch the crowd fight.
Classes include, but are not limited to: how to avoid that kid throwing a grenade at you; why the hell am I here; how to gnaw your own leg off to escape from school; and Lanphier: a brief history of Hell's bastard son.
Mike: Hey man, I heard you converted to Catholicism.
James: It's worth it. I'd rather be at SHG for four years than go to Lanphier High School when I die.
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Despite how many people seem to think this school is awful, it is really not that bad. The Gangbangers and Druggies also Drug Dealers can be ignored. People do not get raped during school hours. Although people with weapons at school is a 100% the administration is awful too. So many are not wrong when they say this school is bad. The school is ~80+ years old now, being built in 1937.
Joey : "Hey man, I'm not going to Springfield Southeast High School Next year my family moved and I'm going to Lanphier High School
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."
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The school that everyone claims that’s bad but it’s actually very good. The only problem is that it’s extremely violent.
“Do you go to Lanphier high school?”
“Yeah why?”
“That’s such an awful school.”
“It’s actually not it’s just very violent.”