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i girl who gives head but will rip the shit out of your dick with her big as teeth
i got some head last night, but she was a total lanzo
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To be absolute horses who always have forks in there hands. They will mog anything that moves and don’t give a fook about anything besides the gym. Lastly they will always Queue the hardstyle no matter the occasion.
Pickup a fork Lanzo and Rainer style.
Lanzo is the man with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".
Lanzo is the human being with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.
"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."
Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"
or
Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".