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Where you go to live if you are wealthy but don't feel the need to constantly flaunt said wealth (as in Scarsdale and Bronxville).
Son: Daddy, why doesn't mommy wear her pearls and best gowns to walk the dog?
Father: Silly child. We live in Larchmont, not Bronxville.
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A small, rich, white town in Westchester that is about 65% jewish, 20% wasp, 14% catholic, and 1% other. Larchmont is not as preppy as Bronxville, Rye, Scarsdale ext, but is often taken to be. It is also known for being next to the Long Island Sound, and is very pretty. There are very good public schools. About 85% of the dads there are lawyers.
kid #1- Cherrio!
kid #2- Why are you talking in a British accent?
kid #1- I'm from a very pleasant little town called Lochmont.
kid #2- Larchmont's in New York, not England.
kid #1- Don't be ridiculous, you silly little chap! Care for a cup of tea?
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A very wealthy and preppy town on the Long Island Sound.
Wife to Husband: "Ah dear.. You should wear your Nantucket Red pants to dinner at the Larchmont Yacht Club tonight!"
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Larchmont (or as it is commonly known by "l-mont") is a town outside of NYC. Its highschool in its mothering town of Mamaroneck, is #1 in the state for underage drinking and #2 in the country. filled with insanely rich families, typical pta moms, wallstreet dads, flashy cars, along with physically flawless preppy kids with an insatiable hunger for drama, Larchmont can very well be regarded as New York's own Laguna Beach.
LaTasha: uh uh, i know dis white bitch did not jus do dat!
Monique: latasha...wut did we talk about fighting white gurls?
LaTasha (sighing): don't do it cause their Larchmont daddy will sue ur ass into pulp.
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a weathly town on in westchester NY north of the city it is smaller then the towns around it but it is equaly as wealthy. you can tell it is because of the houses on the water that go for no less then 3 million and its large amount of beach clubs yacht clubs ext... the kids usually DO NOT flaut there wealth as the kids in other towns do. also they like to concider themselfs ghetto because of the fact that some of the kids from new rochelle go to the schools there but i personally think the big screen TVs in hallways that genraly are not used for anything and the amount of coach bags seen in the ''hood'' as they like to call it give it away. the kids for the most part and dont have to buy an ivy leauge education even though most of them could.
average larchmont kid: drives parents hummer, lives in a mansion on the water or in a mansion on a golf club, wears polo shirts everyday, trys to act ghetto but fails, is a good student and there father is a lawyer
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where rich white people live and wish they were black and ghetto
u live in larchmont? damn boyyy, that's hella madd ghetto.
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A pseudo-wealthy community in Westchester county where the people are pushy and rude. They are also terrible drivers and like to complain a lot.
Beep beep! Out of the way, nanny from the Bronx! I live in Larchmont and have to get to temple!
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