Lasser

A word meaning whatever you need it to mean in the circumstance presented.

Dude that was so lasser. Only a lasser could have lassered that lasser like that.

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lasseration

An incision either occurring on or caused by a female human.

Anytime I go returnables-collecting wif a cute chick, I always take it upon myself to do any crawling back into briars or other "dangerous to one's skin" areas to retrieve discarded empties, so as to avoid her delicate complexion's getting any lasserations.