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A hellish piece of machinery that if given the chance will kill you if your lucky and grind your face off and rip out your scalp if you're not lucky
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The lathe is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle, whilst on all fours sucking another dudes cock and at the same time another guy is wanking over top of her. A lathe is very closely related to a spitroast
The orginial term lathe is where a person is hacking into wood that is pivoted on two ends with his chisel. In the sexually degrading version, the chisel is a mans penis and rather than hacking into it he is wanking onto the female. The pivots on two ends are the "traditional spitroast".
There are a few rules assosciated with a lathe:
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob, which guy will fuck her doggy and which one(s) wank over top, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when all males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when all wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a lathe.
A typical lathe involves two males pivoting the female on the ends, with one wanking over top. However more males can chip in with the 'lathe' action by wanking over top as well. When this occurs typically they are on opposite sides, and if there are 3 or more males wanking, they can either alternate sides or have a rotation system.
Hustler #1: Would you be keen for a spitroast baby?
Babe: Sure thing but there is more than two of you so howsabout we turn it into a lathe?
Hustler #2: Deal
Hustler #3: Sure
Hustler #1: Shotgun being the chisel in the lathe!
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One who has a gigantic penis.
penis
huge
sex
When Misty saw lath she got down on her knees.
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To ditch your betrothed for an older, more run down option
Cripes, did you see Nick's new missus? Talk about old, boy did he pull a lath on that one...
Lathe Cut is a dubplate where the sound is cut directly into a blank vinyl disc instead of acetate. Lathe cuts are as durable as pressed vinyl records. Lathe cuts can be played thousands of times vs a dubplate which get around 50 plays before the groove is ruined. The sound quality depends on the type of equipment used and skill level of the engineer. Lathe Cuts are considered to be the Polaroid of vinyl because they are instant vinyl records. Lathe cuts are favored by turntablists.
DJ: I play mp3s!
Turntablist: I spin Lathe Cuts from tangibleformats.com!!! horn x6
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AKA adjustable wrench, crescent spanner, monkey wrench or nut fucker.
technical properties: perfectly rounds of any edge on nut, bolt or cap.
-What happened to the bronze cap on that tank?
-i dont know but i saw the apprentice walking around with the 30" swedish nut lathe
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