Lauro

A coo ass nigga usually handsome with a smile that could brighten up our day. Great person with a great personality and a sense of swag. Usually wears bucket hats on the reg.

A: have u met Lauro
B: Naw
A: He's a coolass nigga

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Lauro

He can freestyle rap like 69, some hot trash. He cares for any of his friends. An amazing lovable nigga who is attractive to 96% of the population because he's too good for anybody even a god. He is incredibly slick, sneaky like a snake, smooth, smart and clever and is self-taught from beginning to end. If you say otherwise then you most likely crush on him or you're playing with him.

Have you heard of Lauro? He's smooth af!

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Troggy Lauro

a Troggy Lauro is an inhumane life form which is often misconstrude for either a sheep raping paeodophile (seen only by the criminally insane; if you see it, seek help, you crazy mother fucker), or a 5 ft 7 Irishmen with platinum blonde/blue spiky hair. Either way, a Troggy Lauro is extremely life threatening, so ensure to smack them round the face with a baseball bat if you see one. If you do not have a baseball bat, a kick in the bollocks is acceptable, too.

"Oh shit, there's a Troggy Lauro!"

Sheep 1: "baa, baa, BAAA, ba..."
"Oh yeahhhh!"
Sheep 2: "Ah man, mama's got a Troggy Lauro!"

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