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Lecturing

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.

Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018


lecture

The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

blah blah blah +$$$

by doma March 8, 2004

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lecture

A long speech in which a group of children have to listen to an adult tell them that they are immature and wrong and should think of other people first.

you all need to make the mature decision so do what i say but this is not a lecture

by CRDC! August 28, 2010

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Lecture

A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.

I have a three hour lecture!

by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006

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lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

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lecture

to browbeat someone with harsh criticism

Don't lecture me on how to do things.

by Gerard Irick March 19, 2010

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Lecture

A term of some "more mature" people educating, or delivering some "thoughts of life" to "immature people", usually from parents to their children.

Ugh, you know what? I just got a 1.5 hour lecture from my mom just because I showed her a meme!

by myday March 25, 2022