Leprucon

He's a homie you know? People named Leprucon are just always epic to hang out with.

Me: "Yo Leprucon what's up my homie"
Leprucon: "Not much man what about you"

leprucon

a powerful being from mythical folklore, popular among people of Asian descent. first having been mentioned in a satanic cultist grimoire. The Leprucon has the power to steal people's souls, and it is a well known fact that it frequently allows itself to be hired in order to earn the money to buy new human teeth. Though sometimes it further demands compensation for its hard work. At this point it is common sense to rip off a piece the skin on one's eyelid as a offering. The Leprucon has a demented physical form, which burns the soul of anyone who lays their eyes upon it. Worshipers have yet to discover what Leprucon does with it's human teeth and souls, but some people claim to have witnessed it blending the teeth and souls into a fine dust and mixing it with demonic kool-aid. It then simply pours the vile fluid into a jar filled with pickled simian toenails in order to fully saturate them. Finally, it seems to wait a decade before taking out it's own teeth and replacing them with the evil toenail juice. Leprucon enjoys smacking baby ferrets in order to turn them into fuzzy-wuzzy monster fluffballs and commanding them to do it's bidding. The Leprucon rarely ever sleeps, but when it does it melts into a puddle of withered feline vital organs. The Leprucon also seems to hate the color pink, and is determined to turn all pink into yellow.

HOLY GUACAMOLE ON A MOTORBIKE THAT'S THE LEPRUCON WHO TOOK MY FRIEND'S SOUL.