Lesbian Time

Time passes a lot faster for lesbians.

1 min = 3 hours 1 week = a month

1 month = 3 months at least

Lesbian: Wow she hasn't even texted me back in 2 days.

Me: Dude its only been like 2 hours...

Lesbian: No, Lesbian Time.

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Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time

Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time

Part time Lesbian

A bisexual girl.

Lesbo 1: I've heard Jamie broke up with Chrystal for a man, I thought she was lesbian.

Lesbo 2: Nahh that bitch is a part time lesbian.

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Full-time Lesbian

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection

Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.

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Part-time Lesbian

1. A hoe be lookin ass when u got 2 in yo bed who be makin out solely for ur pleasure, about 25% of female bisexuality.

2. Employed "lesbian" pornstar

3. Tried to once, fuck dat shit i like da dick nigga

YFN Lucci: Bruh we high key lit everyday, just chillin hear with my Yacht, Vodka, and Part-time Lesbians

PnB Rock: Yeah I feel ya man, they aint even attracted this just touch each other so i get a massive erection

Hoe #1 : -kisses Hoe #2-

Hoe #2: -finishes kissing Hoe #1- , yeaaaaa we'se ready for this BBC