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Levelland

Tiny shit-hole town west of Lubbock, Texas. 99% is white trash and also related to each other. It's kind of like a Texas version of Deliverance. Average women's weight is 250 pounds and they all still have 80's hair. Law is totally corrupt (sheriff meth ring leader), motto is "Visit Hockley county, leave on probation"

Hey, let's go to Levelland!" "Hey, how about we just save us the trip and step in front of a bus!

by melathemermaid81 May 14, 2011

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Levelland

Possibly the shittiest town in existence. 75% illegal Mexicans and 25% old White farmers. There's like one Black guy. It's literally a flat dirt field with dirt storms that will sandblast the fuck out of anything with paint. Everyone's biggest aspirations in life are to move to Lubbock, which is just a bigger shithole. If I had to live in Levelland I would literally kill myself.

Levelland sucks ass, why does anyone live there?

by katograf December 5, 2022