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Levitus

A Mental Impairment that affects those named Levi and can be contracted through contact with people named Levi.
Effects of this disease include and are not limited to: Mental Retardation, Increased levels of Sexist/Racist/Homophobic remarks and thoughts, Development of Necrophilia, Excess Weight Gain, Loss of Eyesight and Hearing, Ego Inflation and Shrinkage of Male Genitalia.

John- "Ever since I've hung out with Levi I feel extremely Xenophobic and Like I should be the centre of attention"
David-"Damm bro it sounds like you've got a bad case of Levitus"

John- "Well that explains its"

by Burnt Slice of Bread November 30, 2021


Levitus

The current president of Latvia, but in his true form. His name is Egils Levits, but he is commonly referred to as Levitus since he has the ability to ascend to great heights using his levitation abilities. He is also extraordinary sus.

Vejon: Hey who’s thay sussy baka levitating there?

Karin: Levitus

Vejon: senks

by Vector Wauw November 21, 2021