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licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.

SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

by SmeariestMocha9 October 30, 2019

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Lick the doorknob

Fuck it, screw it, YOLO

Ahhhh man, just lick the doorknob, get it over with!

by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021


Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021