1. A sarcastic remark, letting someone know that you think that their "problems" could be very easily solved.
2. A good way to not pay attention as someone vents and then seem like you might have been listening.
unintelligent friend: I just got a 1.5 in my communcations 115 exam and i dropped my cell phone in the red cedar. *whimper*
normal person: life is hard...
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A phrase used by parents to tell children fuck you, you can't f-ing do this. Stick with the hard way. Well those idiots are fucking wrong
Life is hard, my parents said. Then they died, and suddenly life was easy.
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a phrase meant to connote sarcastic sympathy with someone's complaint. this someone must be a relatively privileged person whining about something that seems totally inane and irrelevant to most people of the world. Especially useful for those who go to school at an ivy league or comparable caliber school. this phrase may also be used with someone who has a perfect life and still finds reason to complain about it.
You're worried that your Google internship won't guarantee you a job offer? Hard life.
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usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.
Lifeβs so hard why donβt i suck something hard like maddie said βwhen life gets hard suck something hardβ
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This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"