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Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
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n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection
Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!
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1. a flaccid penis
2. a case of erectile disfunction
3. an impotent or ineffectual man
Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.
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1. a man with erection problems
2. andrew
andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola
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Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
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husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife
1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!
2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.
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