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type of hugging or bodily contact that resembles a Limpet in its strength of attachment.
"I hadn't seen Cheryl in two months and when I came back she Limpeted me."
"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."
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A limpet is a klutzy girl; a bad dancer.
It comes from the name of a slow-moving mollusk with a hard shell.
That babe is fucking hot as hell, but what a limpet on the floor... she stepped on my foot like three times.
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A name given to a girl who is your boyfriends 'best friend' who seems to be constantly attached to them 24/7 making it increasingly difficult to get any time alone together.
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Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.
Friend 1: "Hey girl, who you liking at the moment?"
Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."
Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"
where one gets a seal between ones upper lips and her lower lips
oh my lord I can't believe it. She's such a dirty clit limpet!
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The most derogatory possible epithet for a beard.
Soul patch?! More like chin limpet!
He took No-Shave November to heart, but all he has to show for it is this awful chin limpet.
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A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.
"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"
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person who refuses to leave their flandering, lying, cheating, 'shit' of a partner dispite regular beatings etc. and constant encoragement from friends and family.
'that wankers just fucked around again and she still takes it, what a shit limpet'
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