Liquor lieutenant

A person responsible for ensuring everyone is drinking the hard stuff. This person sometimes will go out of their way to include fruity drinks such as a Pina Colada as a rejected beverage. Don't listen to them drink what you want king.

Toby: Man I love this Pina Colada!
Karen: I am the liquor lieutenant and that is some pussy shit
Toby: Officer, I just had 3 shots please let me live