Lirael

She's the fiestiest little person you'll ever meet. She may look tiny, but if you're in a tough situation, make sure you have a Lirael with you. She will try to rule your world, but she is a very kind master... So you'll love it. She's so nice...to animals. She's so beautiful you won't even know you're trapped.

Person 1: "They seem so happy together."
Person 2: "That's because she's a Lirael. He doesn't have a choice."