Little Friend with Benefits

The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.

"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."

"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."

"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."