The sperm that penetrates the egg.
Kid: Where do babies come from?
Mom: When the little mouse eats the cheese, a baby is born,
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A person who is 6'0 but has a small cock.
I thought you'll be a cockasaurus, but you're actually just a little mouse.
The excuse Junior gives after passing a series of popcorn farts that go... putt putt putt!
Mother: Um, Junior... did someone just pass a series of popcorn farts?
Junior: No Mother... that was just a little mouse on a motorcycle riding through the house.
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I reached down and deftly inserted the little white mouse in just under two seconds.